Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's Cooking Icon vs. Nobody Blogger in Half-Baked Julie & Julia!


Review in a Hurry: Ever try baking or eating half a soufflé? Well, onetime genius Nora Ephron has treated us to half a foodie movie: two cups of fine, aged wine, courtesy of an amazing Meryl Streep, and two cups of air, supplied by Amy Adams. The ingredients fly and culinary disasters go down like flaming Bananas Foster. But does anyone care?

A Perfect Getaway a Long Slog to Nowhere


Review in a Hurry: Milla Jovovich and Steve Zahn play newlyweds who go hiking in Hawaii. And they hike. And hike some more. For over an hour.
There's also some stuff about a pair of murderers hiding out on the same island, but it doesn't pay off until the very end, by which time you may have hiked your way to the ticket counter to demand a refund.

Cyrus + Jonas + Anime Master = Ponyo!


Review in a Hurry: Japanese animation god Hayao Miyazaki returns to his roots with a tale that's more down-to-earth than the recent Spirited Away or Howl's Moving Castle. The result—dubbed into English with an all-star cast—is as irresistible as My Neighbor Totoro, but less furry and all wet.

'G.I. Joe' Sequel Confirmed

A sequel to "GI Joe, The Rise of Cobra" has been confirmed. The movie's cast - which includes Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum - are all contractually obliged to return for a second film and Paramount Pictures vice chairman Rob Moore says a follow-up will go ahead. However, the first film's director Stephen Sommers is not under agreement and it is unknown whether he will return even though he recently said he had already planned on a script to explore the "mythology" behind the elite military team. "GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra" has made over $100 million worldwide since its release last Friday (07.08.09) with $56 million being made in North America along over the first three days. Sienna - who plays femme fatal The Baroness - recently admitted her acting abilities weren't really put to the test when filming the movie. She said, "You know, 'G.I. Joe,' it's not going to be the best acting work we've ever done."

District 9—More Like District Awesome!

Review in a Hurry: Gamer hearts were broken when Rings lord Peter Jackson and his South African protégé Neill Blomkamp failed to mount a big-budget Halo movie. But it was all for the good, as they quickly moved on to this powerful, striking bit of smaller-scale sci-fi about alien bugs cordoned off into South African ghettos.

The Bigger Picture: Adapted from the director's short Alive in Joburg, District 9 depicts a near future in which aliens have arrived but appear dazed, aimless and unable to get their spaceship back home (it is strongly implied that they're antlike worker drones who've been separated from their colony leaders).

Dubbed "prawns" due to their perceived resemblance to bottom-feeding crustaceans, the newcomers look like giant, scary crickets and croak like that freaky ghost woman from The Grudge, so they're rather swiftly segregated into their own shantytown, the titular District 9. But even that proves too close to home for the paranoid citizens of Johannesburg, and as the movie begins, a plan to relocate the aliens yet again, this time to a more remote tent city, is set into motion.

Give any filmmaker $30 million to make their first feature with Peter Jackson as the producer, and chances are they won't do too bad a job. However, Blomkamp delivers way more than merely "not bad." Shooting in South Africa and utilizing the digital animation skills he's been learning since childhood, the director has created a memorable work that's likely to stand alongside the sci-fi classics.

He has also made something that looks a lot more expensive than it actually was, in part by using no-name actors; the lead here is Blomkamp's childhood friend Sharlto Copley, a newcomer to the big screen who won't be unknown for long.

Copley plays Wikus van der Merwe, a dorky bureaucrat who's in charge of serving eviction notices to the aliens, a profession made doubly dangerous by the fact that there's a brisk trade in illegal alien weaponry between the prawns and Nigerian voodoo gangs. When he accidentally comes into contact with some strange fluid, Wikus begins to mutate, his DNA gradually changing to that of an alien. The government swiftly becomes interested...since all the alien weapons are DNA-activated and no human has ever been able to use one until now.

Betrayed by his own side, Wikus makes an uneasy deal with an alien named Christopher Johnson (motion-capture performance by Jason Cope, who also did most of the other aliens) to steal back the rest of the dangerous fluid in exchange for a cure.

During the course of things, Wikus must go from totally pathetic nebbish to full-on hero, a challenging arc made even more challenging by the fact that there was no scripted dialogue in the film and Copley had to improvise it all. That he makes it look so effortless bodes well for his acting future.

Jackson's influence can be seen in some of the played-for-laughs carnage that ensues, but Blomkamp's vision is his own, and this auspicious debut will undoubtedly make a few studio executives regret killing Halo.

The 180—a Second Opinion: Having "tribal" vocals on the soundtrack every time something sad happens onscreen is a rotten cliché, and one we hope Blomkamp shakes off in whatever he does next.

'District 9' Lands, Infects Box Office

Grossing well above its estimated $30 million production budget in just 3 days, Peter Jackson's alien-arrival saga "District 9" soundly defeated "GI Joe" this weekend, taking in an estimated $37 million with audiences. The film's impressive success comes despite its R-rating, "message driven" subject matter and the absence of any A-list stars.

"It's a very cool start for a very cool movie," Sony Studio head of worldwide distribution Rory Bruer told Variety.com today. "A lot of risk was taken, because it was a total unknown."

With no shortage of recognizable names (or explosions), Paramount's "GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra" was able to nab an additional $22.5 million with domestic audiences, pushing its overall cume much closer to even. Budgeted at $175 million, the Dennis Quaid/Sienna Miller led cast has so-far managed to bring in just under $165 million for studio Paramount, worldwide.

Rounding out the week's Top 5: "The Time Traveler's Wife" took in $19.2 million, a 3-day gross that Warner Bros head of distribution, Rory Bruer, is more than happy with. "It's just a great result," Bruer tells Variety, "and will stay in the market for some time to come." The sci-fi romance starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams was made for $39 million.

In 4th place, Sony's reunion of Amy Adams and Meryl Streep in "Julie & Julia" continued scoring big with audiences, earning $12.4 million this week for a ten-day gross of $43.6 million. Last but certainly not least, Disney's "G-Force" brought in $6.9 million over the week, giving the animated comedy a 24-day worldwide total of just under $123 million.

The Time Traveler's Wife a Silly, Sappy Romance

Review in a Hurry: This silly romance about a hunky time traveler (Eric Bana) and the woman who loves and waits for him (Rachel McAdams) might placate those jonesing for the next Nicholas Sparks-esque sapathon. But others will wanna be transported to another theater.

The Bigger Picture: Oh, the ways cruel Fate conspires to keep preternaturally pretty lovers apart—whether it's a curse (Ladyhawke), death (Ghost), a genetic anomaly (Benjamin Button) or a time warp (The Lake House). This adaptation of Audrey Niffenegger's best-seller combines all of the above (except for the curse—that's on the audience) into a confounding, unsatisfying narrative that jumps around as much as its star-crossed hero.

Chicago librarian Henry (Bana) suffers from a congenital condition that causes him to skip involuntarily through years of his life. Since time jumpers travel sans clothes, which we learned from the Terminator movies, Henry is often scrambling to cover his naked bod. (Those craving some Bana beefcake should be sated.)

Crushing on Henry since she was a girl, Clare (McAdams) believes they're destined to be together, though she never knows when or for how long they'll be separated. So she struggles to build a life with her true but often-vanishing love—they marry, buy a house, have a kid, etc.

We as an audience also struggle to build a relationship with Henry and Clare, but despite the best efforts of two appealing stars, they remain bland and sketchy, saddled with desperately earnest dialogue: "I've been in love with you all my life!"

Wife flirts with farce, drama and romance but ultimately succeeds at none. Weeper fans hoping to drain their tear ducts might also be left high and dry, since all the time line bending prompts more confusion than connection and raises countless questions: Where does Henry go for what can often be weeks on end? How can there be two Henrys in the same place at the same time? And why don't they have a three way?

Perhaps the book fills in the blanks and emotional beats, but this Wife isn't really worth your time or travel.

The 180—a Second Opinion: It's fun watching Bana's hair change length and thickness from scene to scene—the result of reshoots after his shaved-pate turn in Star Trek.

Vanessa Hudgens' 'Bandslam' Thuds With Audiences

Despite the curiously timed release of buzz-inducing nude pictures, an exclusive "New Moon" trailer and heavy promotion at last week's Teen Choice Awards, it seems Vanessa Hudgen's latest film "Bandslam" may end up being one of 2009's biggest box-office duds.

With an estimated budget of $20 million, the rock-themed teen comedy brought in a dismal $2.2 million with audiences this weekend, landing the Summit Entertainment produced film in 13th place.

According to Exhibitor Relations box-office analyst Jeff Bock, at least some of the blame for the movie's lackluster debut has to be placed on Summit's decision to center "Bandslam's" marketing campaign around the "New Moon" trailer. "Whether or not you attach an exclusive trailer onto a film," Bock noted today in an e-mail to E! News, "it will be available online for download practically minutes after it debuts."

And available the second trailer was, one day before "Bandslam" hit theatres. Though numbers on the full "pirated" version are unavailable, the 14-second "preview" clip (below) has so-far received 1.4 million views on Youtube, since its release Tuesday.

Kate Beckinsale Back as 'Underworld' Vampire

Kate Beckinsale is set to sink her fangs into a fourth UNDERWORLD movie after learning the project will be in 3-D, according to reports.
The actress pulled out of the third installment of the vampire versus werewolves action movie, which was created by her husband filmmaker Len Wiseman, and was replaced by fellow Brit Rhona Mitra.

But Beckinsale will be back for "Underworld 4: 3-D," according to movie news website BloodyDisgusting.com. The new film is expected to hit cinemas in January, 2011.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Funny People : Adam Sandler

Running Time: 2 hr. 20 min.

Release Date: July 31, 2009

MPAA Rating: R for language and crude sexual humor throughout, and some sexuality

Starring:Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill, Jason Schwartzman

Directed by:Judd Apatow



Story
In this quirky drama about comedy, we look backstage into the lives of two comics: a famous stand-up veteran and a young guy just starting out in the biz. George Simmons has his onstage act honed to perfection, but his personal life is bleak and depressing. When a medical scare forces him to confront his own mortality, he decides to leave a legacy by reaching out to newcomer Ira Wright and helping him find his way onstage. In the end, George learns more from Ira than he could ever hope to teach.

Three Good Reasons
1. Judd Apatow, the writer/director of Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, is an expert at blending real emotion into his comedies. This film ventures deeper into serious themes, but without losing the funny.

2. Adam Sandler (Apatow's one-time roommate) and Seth Rogan seem like a match made in heaven -- why haven't they been in a movie together before now?

3. In addition to Apatow stalwarts Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill, newcomers Eric Bana and Jason Schwartzman join the crew.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Starring:Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, RayPark, Rachel Nichols, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Directed by: tephen Sommers

What's the Story
Duke and Ripcord are two specially trained military operatives who join an elite international team called "G.I. Joe." This highly-skilled unit works under the radar, answers to no one, uses the latest in ultra-high-tech equipment, and does not accept failure as an option. Their current assignment will take them all over the world as they go head-to-head with an infamous arms dealer known as Destro and learn the dark truths behind the ominous new organization known only as "Cobra."

Three Good Reasons
1. Director Stephen Sommers, best known for The Mummy and The Mummy Returns, knows how to bring the action. The way he sees it, this film is his chance to explore some fun, James Bond-like territory.

2. Not familiar with the "G.I. Joe" franchise? Not a problem. The movie is designed to be just as entertaining for newcomers as it is for old fans. And the writers say it's inspired by the early '80s comic book more than the cartoon series.

3You haven't seen a grrrlfight until you've seen Sienna Miller and Rachel Nichols face off as Scarlett and the Baroness. Actual injuries were incurred during filming.

Bet U didn't Know
While Duke and Cobra Commander may be arch-nemeses, the actors playing them, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, are best friends in real life. They met on the movie Stop-Loss where they played soliders, naturally. Now you know that. And knowing is half the battle.

Director: No Full Moons In 'New Moon'

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Despite the hopes of millions of rabid Twi-hards and a cheeky statement from a "Twilight" star - "New Moon" won't be showing any full moons!

Last week, "New Moon" actor Jamie Campbell Bower, who plays a member of the evil Volturi vampire clan, jokingly told MTV News, "We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene...it's me, Michael Sheen and Christopher [Heyerdahl]; we just sit there, naked."

But on Monday, "New Moon" director Chris Weitz set the record straight about his cast keeping their clothes on.

"I would like to put everyone's mind at rest and let them know that the Volturi are not naked!" Chris said in a statement. "Jamie has what you might call a dry sense of humor and almost managed to convince me -- which is why he's such a good actor.

Anyway, be assured that, even though we do want the look of the Volturi to be a bit of a surprise, they are always -- as in the book! -- fully clothed."


Fans will have to get their fill of "New Moon" flesh from Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and the rest of the werewolf pack who go shirtless in the next installment of the vampire franchise out November 20.

Kate Gosselin Shows Off Two Bikinis on Reality Show Return

Jon & Kate Plus 8 returned to TLC tonight for the first time since Jon and Kate Gosselin announced their separation in June.Back-to-back episodes featured Kate in two different bikinis, closeups of the kids and a noticeably absent Jon (he's been to St. Tropez with Hailey Glassman and then New York's Hamptons with Kate Major over the past few weeks).

On the first show, Kate took her kids to Bald Head Island, N.C., to escape a kitchen renovation in her $1.1-million Pennsylvania home."It's kind of strange we're remodeling our kitchen in the middle of our separation, but it's something that we already planned beforehand," Jon said, adding that the house upgrade was "really for [the kids]."

After a few tense conversations (Kate snapped to Jon, "What planet do you live on?" at one point), she left town with the children.Admitted Jon: "I think Kate and I needed a break from each other. This landed at a good time. Kate could take the kids to the beach, and I could stay here and supervise cabinet construction."

Kate showed off her first bright orange bikini -- and free tummy tuck -- on the sand. "I'm not as ridiculous as I used to be. I'm just going to cook and dig in the sand with my kids," she said before burying Mady in the sand.

Jon admitted he was "extremely bored" with the kids gone. Kate struggled being solo.